This or That?

So me and my best friend Cassidy have magical creatures... (i know nerdss)
1) Manbearpig: The one most dangerous thing in the universe... I'm super cerel!
2) Sparkles the purple DINOSAUR!: Our pet Dino that is totally beast mode :D
3)Bootface: The MOST annoying thing in the world!! IT is a jerk and never believe a word it says. It tells nothing but lies!!
4) Bigfoot: No it's not the big hairy animal in the woods we all see once in our life's. He is the most awesome person to have scare away people.. well kinda? lol
5) Paper Gangster: Guys that think they have swag but really it looks like they trippin and gotz a twitch.
6) Harry Potter: ....We met him at Fiesta Texas... He has let himself go and has a pot belly now. Also he is gayyyy.
7) Shoe Demons: They steal ONLY one of your shoes and put it in a random place where you will never look.
8) Shoe Leprechauns: They take both of your shoes and place them some where you KNOW you didn't put them. They are the Shoe Demon's Cousins.
These are the only ones we know of right now....